Famous Cartoon Sex: The X-Men

Well, I guess it’s not really the REAL X-Men, but it’s just pretend that the X-Men characters are in a porn movie and everyone’s porn names are:

• Professor Xavier is Professor Latex

• Storm is Sporm

• Mystique is Mystaque

• Jean Grey is Jean

• Cyclops is Cycock

• Sabertooth is Saberpoof

• Wolverine is Woofy

• Magneto is Gadgeto – the mutant of sex toys (I presume), he doesn’t make an appearance in this issue unfortunately

• Nightcrawler is I’ve no clue because the fucking comic didn’t mention be his name, but based on the character’s look, it has to be night crawler.

So Professor X is talking with Storm about Magneto’s the ongoing war with the human population. When Storm has the sudden urge to fuck the Prof and the dirty old mutant wants her to suck his 10 inch cocks. Before you know it Storm is working on his cock with her mouth. Professor X is rubbing his big ass cock between Storm’s giant boobs.

Magneto sends Mytstique, Nightcrawler, and Sabertooth to spy on the X-Men. This is the same time when Prof X is banging Storm’s wet pussy. While they’re watching them from the outside, Mystique start’s getting wet, Sabertooth busts out his hairy cock and starts ramming it in Mystique’s mouth while Nightcrawler is cheering him on.

Wolverine, Jean Grey, and Cyclops hears the noise that is coming from Professor X’s room (not knowing what’s happening). They bust down the wall discovering Professor X sliding his cock in Storm doggystyle. Like any more porn movie, this also get’s Wolverine, Jean Grey, and Cyclops horny. Everyone’s cock is out and Jean Grey is sucking both Wolverine and Cyclop’s dicks. Wolverine and Cyclops tag team on Jean Grey.

Outside, Nightcrawler tranforms from a spector to actually acting in fucking Mystique’s purple pussy. Eventually Sabertooth is gets bored of Mytstique and see that Jean needs another cock, he break through the wall and starts fucking her while Cyclops is watching. The issue ends with everyone coming.

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